Funny Sayings

Those ladies on the sewing boards say the funniest things sometimes.

From Pauline in Australia:

You never ask a woman her age, or her weight. When she's crafty you never ask her age, her weight, how much she has stashed away & how many projects she has unfinished!!!! Just not done in polite circles. This is way too personal. ( but just to let you know, I'm a contender here but not as bad as you are!)

From Beth in Maryland:

I pledge allegiance to the Viking Sewing Center and to the fabric store that surrounds it, one stop shopping with fleece and calico for all.

From Karen in Arkansas:

I'd be delighted with only seasonal changes--some